I Want Fat Kids [I Want To Get So Fat, My Fat Won't Stop Growing]

(Please note that this is a work of fiction, and depicts nothing more than a fantasy on the author's part.)

I can just see my future son now -- a lazy, morbidly obese teenage butterball, with a massive belly, a big pair of moobs, and lots of rolls and folds of fat. He's sitting on the couch in nothing but his boxers, raising a slice of chocolate cake to his blubbery jowls. As soon as he's finished, I'll be there to give him even more to eat.