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No b*tch can make me jealous over a guy who's face I've already sat on.
You can have him. I already had his best years anyway. Good luck.
You can have him. I already had his best years anyway. Good luck.
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I get this feeling so much. It's the reason that, even though I lost my ex and still miss her, I don't really care that she's with someone else. It's like, "Dude...I pissed all over that. You're fucking my urinal at this point."
FormerPadresfan · 26-30, M
Savage! He's weak willed anyway, that's the spirit!
SunshineSwirl · 51-55, F
hahaha.. love it 👍🏼
ToyMan · 56-60, M
OH my!!! 😨
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
😦
Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M
😳😳😳