I Love a Good Quote
To save me hobbling around, the lord and master went shopping for groceries and didnt come home for almost two and a half hours. Imagining he must have escaped, once it was past normal lunchtime I gave up waiting and heated up some tinned soup. No sooner had I started tucking in, I heard his key in the lock. He had the brass nerve to be annoyed that I'd been overtaken by hunger and started without him.
You couldn't make it up
You couldn't make it up