These days, if it comes back, it's a stalker.

First of all if they've got you to a point where they need to set you free...that right there is way shady in the first place.

If you see them coming back close the fucking door real quick. 🤭

At one point I would’ve married them 😂

🤣 ass wipe manpon is my new phrase today. 😜

Well, they are still yours.

This made me giggle 🤭.. and so true,i never really believed in that saying if you let them go it's usually because we don't want them to come back,it makes no sense 😁

They probably came back because no one else would have that arrogant ass🤭

Take their manpon ass and bury them in the backyard and just hope the dog don't dig up their stinky ass.

Then you know

"I am not your backup plan, schmoe."

Sorry, who are you again?

"Inspirational" quotes/sayings in general annoy me...

It's usually just a bunch of naive, fickle nonsensical bullshit people say to make themselves look enlightened... 🤔

Hilarious!!! I was just going to make a separate post of this, but since you did all the work, I’ll let you have it!