Hilarious!!! I was just going to make a separate post of this, but since you did all the work, I’ll let you have it!

"Inspirational" quotes/sayings in general annoy me...

It's usually just a bunch of naive, fickle nonsensical bullshit people say to make themselves look enlightened... 🤔

Sorry, who are you again?

"I am not your backup plan, schmoe."

Then you know

Take their manpon ass and bury them in the backyard and just hope the dog don't dig up their stinky ass.

They probably came back because no one else would have that arrogant ass🤭

This made me giggle 🤭.. and so true,i never really believed in that saying if you let them go it's usually because we don't want them to come back,it makes no sense 😁

Well, they are still yours.

🤣 ass wipe manpon is my new phrase today. 😜

At one point I would’ve married them 😂

If you see them coming back close the fucking door real quick. 🤭

First of all if they've got you to a point where they need to set you free...that right there is way shady in the first place.

These days, if it comes back, it's a stalker.