Should I return these shoes? Read below

[image]Last week I stopped by Subway Sandwich 🥪 and got a Chicken Teriyaki Wrap. Then I went to the airport to pick up my boyfriend who was returning from business in Dubai. He seemed to be in good spirits. As we were driving there was a man driving a 1990s Dodge Dakota with this huge gun rack filled with guns and ammo. He made a sharp left turn in front of me to get in the HOV lane even though he was by himself. Amazing how he didn't get a ticket. So as we were driving my boyfriend said my lips tasted sweet like soy sauce and if I had Sushi with someone. I told him about the Subway sandwich and he said the sauces aren't that great, and he thinks I really had Sushi. He started screaming that I was betraying him and asked me to pull over the car. Then he told me he was thinking of marrying me but is having second thoughts. I told him I want to wait longer to get married. Now you see he is an Indian man with a huge cock but it's very veiny. So he starts yelling at me that he is sure he is being betrayed and is so so angry. So I said, hold on a second, grabbed a qtip from my bag, and got some of the teriyaki sauce onto it from between my teeth. He said ew what are you doing. So I said that I'd get the same Subway sandwich to show him I wasn't getting Sushi. So then we did that. He said he felt like and idiot and he was lucky to have me. I said he is sweeter then he sauce. I was scared he was gonna propose but I think he knows he fuckdd up and is gonna hold off. So then we drove to the mall. There was a marijuana dispensary a block away with two clowns arguing outside. We parked 3 blocks away from them and went to the mall. I bought the shoes pictured below. They don't fit. Should I return them?