Did you know Crocs shoes were actually invented by the church?

@jjoe01 It's a joke, because priests can't have sex, and Crocs make you look like a dork so women won't want to fuck you.

@BlueMetalChick that's why most priests are pedo.😂

@LvChris Uggs look dumb, but my main grief with them is that they're just shitty boots. Hunters are dumb looking too but at least they're made of tough rubber and will keep your feet dry. They're functional. Uggs are not waterproof and don't keep you warm.