Just Pretend You’re A Statue A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said. “Stand in the corner.” She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. “Don’t move until I tell you to,”...This is a truncated preview of the original post. Press here to view the full post. Post Comment Receive notifications Add a comment...