I Am Italian

I am largely Italian on both sides of my family, with small amounts of Norwegian, British and German, so at a conservative estimate, I'm guessing I'm about 80% pure-blooded. I have typical Sicilian features, including dark skin, dark brown hair and and large brownish-green eyes. I take pride in my heritage, and admittedly rather enjoy being a stereotype, although I kind of wish I hadn't inherited the trademark Italian temper (if you're an Italian, you'll know what I'm talking about). I love Italy, and want to go there someday, maybe as a foreign exchange student or something like that. I think I would fit in quite nicely. The only problem is, my crush is Irish, and I don't know how well she's going to live up to stereotypes, but I have a feeling we'll end up at odds at some point, probably over who gets the last swig. If we ever end up together, which I doubt we ever will.