Can I borrow your melon baller ? [I Dont Like Small Talk]

It's my go to utensil. 😢

Funnily enough, I'm all out of them at the moment

Sure but it’s all my ex’s place. While you’re there picking it up, can also grab my jewelry and a couple of photos off the family room wall?

Bold of you to assume i still have a melon baller

I just have spoon if you want.

Just don’t use it on eye sockets or testicles

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