I Had A Dream

I had a dream last night that I was introduced to the daughter of Chinese President Xi Jingping. She turned out to be a beautiful, charming woman. As we began to speak, the President himself made an appearance. He was in his boxer shorts, looking for his pants, and had garters holding up his socks. I wondered if they had elastic for socks in China.

I wanted very much to speak to Xi's daughter, but was told she only spoke German. I said to her the only German I knew was "l'Allemagne" (which is French for Germany). I then tried speaking French to her, but that didn't work either. Even so, we had a wonderful time together. ☺