I Love Stupid Jokes

A man is arrested by the police and taken to the station for questioning.
The police detective towers over the suspect seated at the table in the interrogation room and says -- "I've got some questions for you buddy".

Before he can ask, the suspect says -- "Wait! Before I answer any questions, I want my lawyer present."

The detective glares at him and says "But you are a lawyer!"

The man replies. " I know. I want my present".