I Love Stupid Jokes
A couple of bar jokes for you:
- A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
- An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
- Two quotation marks walk into a "bar".
- A question mark walks into a bar?
- Arial and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out, we don't serve your type."
- A synonym strolls into a tavern.
- At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar, fresh as a daisy and cute as a button.
- A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
- A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
- The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
- A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
- An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
- Two quotation marks walk into a "bar".
- A question mark walks into a bar?
- Arial and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out, we don't serve your type."
- A synonym strolls into a tavern.
- At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar, fresh as a daisy and cute as a button.
- A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
- A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
- The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
