I Love Stupid Jokes
A wife to his husband: In 10 years you never bought me a dress.
Her husband : Ten years and I never knew that you sell clothes.
Her husband : Ten years and I never knew that you sell clothes.
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DrSunnyTheSkeptic · 26-30, M
Baby worm: Hey mommy, where is daddy?
Mama worm: Daddy's gone fishing, dear.
*Ba dum tsssss*
Mama worm: Daddy's gone fishing, dear.
*Ba dum tsssss*