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Kwek00 · 41-45, M
[b]On the first day:[/b]
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that [it was] good: and God divided the light from the darkness. And God called the light Day, and the darkness He called Night. And there was evening and there was morning. And [i]God saw it was good[/i].
[b]On the second day:[/b]
God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so. And God called the firmament Heaven. And [i]God saw it was good[/i].
[b]On the 3th day[/b]
And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry [land] appear: and it was so. And God called the dry land: Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good. And God said: 'Let the earth put forth grass, herb yielding seed, and fruit-tree bearing fruit after its kind, wherein is the seed thereof, upon the earth.' And it was so. And the earth brought forth grass, herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed in itself, after his kind: and [i]God saw that it was good[/i].
[b]On the 4th day[/b]
And God said: ‘Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days and years; and let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth.’ And it was so. And God made the two great lights: the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night; and the stars. And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,and to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness; and [i]God saw that it was good[/i].
[b]On the 5th day[/b]
And God said: ‘Let the waters swarm with swarms of living creatures, and let fowl fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. And God created the great sea-monsters, and every living creature that creepeth, wherewith the waters swarmed, after its kind, and every winged fowl after its kind; and [i]God saw that it was good[/i].
[b]On the 6th day[/b]
And God said: ‘Let the earth bring forth the living creature after its kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after its kind.’ And it was so. And God made the beast of the earth after its kind, and the cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the ground after its kind; and [i]God saw that it was good[/i]. And God said: ‘Let us make man in our image, after our likeness; and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.’ And God created man in His own image, in the image of God created He him; but [i]God looked at the man and saw he was lonely[/i]. So he took from him one rib and molded it into a woman and [i]God looked at man and saw it made him happy[/i]. [i]Then God looked at the woman, knowing that the day is about to end and in dire need of a rest, and tought by himself: "Well, eventually they figure out how to make cosmetics.[/i]"
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that [it was] good: and God divided the light from the darkness. And God called the light Day, and the darkness He called Night. And there was evening and there was morning. And [i]God saw it was good[/i].
[b]On the second day:[/b]
God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so. And God called the firmament Heaven. And [i]God saw it was good[/i].
[b]On the 3th day[/b]
And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry [land] appear: and it was so. And God called the dry land: Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good. And God said: 'Let the earth put forth grass, herb yielding seed, and fruit-tree bearing fruit after its kind, wherein is the seed thereof, upon the earth.' And it was so. And the earth brought forth grass, herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed in itself, after his kind: and [i]God saw that it was good[/i].
[b]On the 4th day[/b]
And God said: ‘Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days and years; and let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth.’ And it was so. And God made the two great lights: the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night; and the stars. And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,and to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness; and [i]God saw that it was good[/i].
[b]On the 5th day[/b]
And God said: ‘Let the waters swarm with swarms of living creatures, and let fowl fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. And God created the great sea-monsters, and every living creature that creepeth, wherewith the waters swarmed, after its kind, and every winged fowl after its kind; and [i]God saw that it was good[/i].
[b]On the 6th day[/b]
And God said: ‘Let the earth bring forth the living creature after its kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after its kind.’ And it was so. And God made the beast of the earth after its kind, and the cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the ground after its kind; and [i]God saw that it was good[/i]. And God said: ‘Let us make man in our image, after our likeness; and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.’ And God created man in His own image, in the image of God created He him; but [i]God looked at the man and saw he was lonely[/i]. So he took from him one rib and molded it into a woman and [i]God looked at man and saw it made him happy[/i]. [i]Then God looked at the woman, knowing that the day is about to end and in dire need of a rest, and tought by himself: "Well, eventually they figure out how to make cosmetics.[/i]"
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MellyMel22 · F
@Gamma87[i][c=#BF0080]I don’t think he’d be smiling 😆[/c][/i]
TexChik · F
A man comes home to find his wife naked in the bedroom looking at herself in the mirror . He asked her what she was doing . While turning side ways and looking at her boob profile she asked him if he thought she needed a boob job . She said Her best friend just had one a couple months ago and she looked great . Her husband asked her how much and she replied $12,000.00.
He said that was ridiculous and he knew how to do it for hardly any money at all. She instantly turned around and asked how . He said if she balled up a handful of toilet paper and rubbed it on each boob, they would be bigger . Skeptically she gave him [i]that look [/i] while asking him how that worked .
He professed he had no idea but noted that it has sure been working on her ass!
They haven’t found his body yet. 😉
He said that was ridiculous and he knew how to do it for hardly any money at all. She instantly turned around and asked how . He said if she balled up a handful of toilet paper and rubbed it on each boob, they would be bigger . Skeptically she gave him [i]that look [/i] while asking him how that worked .
He professed he had no idea but noted that it has sure been working on her ass!
They haven’t found his body yet. 😉
MellyMel22 · F
@TexChik [i][c=#BF0080]He deserved it 😆[/c][/i]
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
MellyMel22 · F
@HoraceGreenley [i][c=#BF0080]At least you kinda lived 🤣[/c][/i]
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