I Love Stupid Jokes
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris taught Tiger Woods how to play golf and sleep with women.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no protection from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
Chuck Norris taught Tiger Woods how to play golf and sleep with women.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no protection from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
