I Love Big Penis
Because so so so so soooo (honestly an embarrassing number) many of you have sought my guidance via messages I don't read on whether or not your penis is large...
Here is a friendly howto for you.
1) [b]Erection[/b]
In the privacy of your own home and definitely not as a picture sent to me, make your penis erect. Remember, you can do this yourself. You don't have to involve me.
2)[b]Grasp your penis[/b]
With one hand, grasp your penis at the base. If you have no extra penis stick out of your grasping hand. This is a small penis.
If you have some extra poking out proceed to another round of grasping to see if you can get out of average territory.
Grab it with your other hand. If while grasped with two hands there is [i]STILL[/i] extra penis.
[b]This is a big penis[/b].
Keep in mind. I don't want to see it. If I do you'll know, because I'll ask.
Here is a friendly howto for you.
1) [b]Erection[/b]
In the privacy of your own home and definitely not as a picture sent to me, make your penis erect. Remember, you can do this yourself. You don't have to involve me.
2)[b]Grasp your penis[/b]
With one hand, grasp your penis at the base. If you have no extra penis stick out of your grasping hand. This is a small penis.
If you have some extra poking out proceed to another round of grasping to see if you can get out of average territory.
Grab it with your other hand. If while grasped with two hands there is [i]STILL[/i] extra penis.
[b]This is a big penis[/b].
Keep in mind. I don't want to see it. If I do you'll know, because I'll ask.
