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I Love to Laugh

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake,
finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
" Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to the old blind cowboy says,
"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
given that you are blind, that you should know five important things:

1. The bartender is a blond girl who's holding a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blond girl with a billy-club.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blond joke?"

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
"Well hell no, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times !
Elysese · 70-79, M
Very funny!

 
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