Stuff that only you do by yourselfI was showering after martial arts and I tried to save a moth falling down the drain but it couldn't hold on and I went "NOOOOOO!" "IM SORRY I TRIED" 😅 Its moments like these nobody ever knows about 😂 Share a moment and show who you really are 😁...See More »
Drive through elementary school - you teach the apocalypse by doing Poll (0) See Poll OptionsDriving into front of the kids -are you for it?
You`ll never guess what time it is........What is the first thing that Adam said to Eve in the Garden? “You had better move back, I am not sure how big this thing gets.”
Redneck word of the day, KleenexHey honey, I got all that other stuff done. What do you want me to Kleenex?😂
Have you heard about this one....Did you hear that there is a new dating app that caters to arsonists? You get new matches every week.
Redneck Word of the day tubaHey honey, when you go to the store, make sure you ring up a tuba toothpaste
Redneck word of the day, Earl🤪Hey Tammy, you better bring back my deep fryer. Or what? Earl call the cops on you.
Redneck word of the day alpacaHey Bubba, Jimbo said you didn’t come over and whoop your ass. Bye-bye you better be ready cause alpaca ass whooping on him.
Redneck word of the day fiddleHey man, can I borrow your truck? Well I don’t know fiddle start or not.🛻
Redneck Word of the day tuitionEvery time I get gas, real bad, my wife gets tuition she never met me💨💨
Sorry to keep you waiting.....What does a hooker say after being paid? Business doing pleasure with you.
😂 I mortified my mother while movingMy sister was killed years ago and she was a huge pirates of the Caribbean fan. She would grab random shit and do the I've got a jar of dirt thing lol. Well while loading the car down I grabbed her urn and quietly did that and giggled (mind you she...See More »
Computer, joke, kind ofA scammer texted me and said I have all your passwords I said hold on I need to grab a pen and paper WHAT ARE THEY!!