Blonde joke for realWhatās the difference between a blonde and a brick wall? The brick wall is only been laid once.
When my friend said I wouldnāt be able to name two structures that hold water, I was like, āWell, damn.ā
What if I got you a heavy paper weight for a birthday present, But it's shaped like a sphere. So it just rolls around all over the place
They can't all be zingersI'd like to make an apology for a previous post with the baby shaped meat cake.. Didn't expect an overwhelming negative reaction and it was funnier in my head at the time. Anyways, moving on. Carry on
I just spent 10 minutes explaining an idea for a starship in my story that uses an artificial neutron star as a power sourceā¦I got about mid way through, and she looks at me amused āI love your faith in me. Whatās a neutron star, how do you artificially make one, and why is it a good power source? Nevermind, I need to shower. Thanks for having faith in me though!ā...See More Ā»
Small person joke kindaWhy do leprechauns laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their nutsš
Hmmm...For the Grill Boneless Turtle? Kind of depends on what kind of Turtle don't it? Alligator Andouille!! Hell yeah!! Noooo Wait. Remember that Yak Burger!!