Redneck word of the day BettyOle Jimbo said he was going to take me to the liquor store,Betty he don’t show up
I got things to do, so here you go ...Dad calls 9-1-1, says “I think my wife is dead.” Operator asks, “What do you mean, you ‘think’ she’s dead?” “Well”, the dad says, “The s*x is the same, but the dishes have started to pile up.”
Read this and then off to church with you...I set up a threes0me last night. Unfortunately, two of us didn’t show up. We still had a great time.
“Replace the word problem with opportunity in your thoughts.”Okay. I have a very severe drinking opportunity…
Post a funny observation, meme or axiom. (It does not have to be an original thought.)I can tell if someone is judgmental just by looking at them.
....and here is todays...How did the husband know his wife blew the clown backstage? Her breath smelled funny.
My mom is such a savage… but I still love her ♥️ So I was already at the gym ready to get my recovery workout going when my mom calls me and asks me to pick her up and if I could drop her off at her friends house ( they’re going out I guess 🙄) I was like sure whatever When I arrive she looks at...See More »
One of the Dom's offered mine a new impact toy.He said yes. And now I'm worried for the future party 😂🤦 I said yes before I realized how big it is 😂 f me
Yeah I know you`re on the edge of your seats.What does the sign on a out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed
Redneck word of the day bariumHey Tammy, I know your pet hamster died yesterday. Do you want me to barium I will
Stuff that only you do by yourselfI was showering after martial arts and I tried to save a moth falling down the drain but it couldn't hold on and I went "NOOOOOO!" "IM SORRY I TRIED" 😅 Its moments like these nobody ever knows about 😂 Share a moment and show who you really are 😁...See More »
Drive through elementary school - you teach the apocalypse by doing Poll (0) See Poll OptionsDriving into front of the kids -are you for it?
You`ll never guess what time it is........What is the first thing that Adam said to Eve in the Garden? “You had better move back, I am not sure how big this thing gets.”
Redneck word of the day, KleenexHey honey, I got all that other stuff done. What do you want me to Kleenex?😂