I Like Beer

A young man from Toronto came west to the land of cowboys and rig pigs Alberta. It was a hot day and the young fellow decided to go to the nearest small-town bar. His eyes popped out of his head as he witnessed tough Albertan after tough Albertan grab a bottle of beer and literally yanked the steel caps off the bottles with their bare hands. He was in awe when he left the bar and didn't hear one cowboy say to his rig pig bud,"Do you think we should have told that city slicker that the beer bottles here in Alberta are twist off tops?".