I Am a Parent

Yeah, most of us are prob..
I wanted a simple group like, ‘Things my mother says’.., but no... So, here we go..
My mom is 82 & says whatever comes to mind & all with a straight face..

A few months ago, my mother had a hip replacement done. In the pre-surgery interview with the nurse, she was asked if she had had anything to eat or drink within the last 12 hours. My mother replied, ‘Nothing but heroin...and a little crack’. ... the nurse just looked at me.