I Love Vampires You know the worst part of being a vampire? Not only can't you see in the...

Phoebe1990 · 31-35, F

The other downside of eternal living is having to deal with hundreds of years worth of assholes. Sometimes I just think bring on the garlic already!

I could tell you if your butt is big :-) it sure damn looks good from where i am at ;)

helensusanswift · 26-30, F

That is so true! Unfortunately, I don't have to check - it does look too big! :-(

Phoebe1990 · 31-35, F

I always try to leave a neat and tidy crime scene. It's the damn messy vampires who give us all a bad name.

dondon · M

*Throws garlic bread at you*

Jennagurl · 46-50, T

No reflection. The one drawback.

WoodyAq · M

Hence the cape...

Isn't it daylight shouldn't you vampire folk be like asleep in a coffin or something like that

LoL. Kisses ur neck from behind with my tongue ring

TommyBoy · 31-35, M

The struggle is real.

Sexy

LoL

LondonCowboy · 51-55, M

🧛‍♀️ 😎😘