You could be an influencer, start a trend. Soon be nary a bathrobe tie to be had.

Just say it’s a very fuzzy bow in your hair

Just remember this before you go out for a night on the town, otherwise you will make all of the gossip columns in the morning edition!

I feel your pain, girl 😁

Your existence is a good thing. 😉

You just need a spatula. And you’re set

I'm sure it looks good on you - not everyone could pull off that look :P