My 6 y.o said how old is Taylor swift? I said I think like 34, she said omg I hope she lives a little longer 🤣😭🤣😭
Kids say the funniest things 🤣🤣My 4 y.o just informed me that kissing boys is inappropriate because it makes you fall in married and then you die in heaven. 🤣💀 Girl.. whhat?!
Kids say the smartest things sometimesSo I was giving the dog his flea and tick meds and my boy asked what it was. I told him what it did and he goes Daddy why don't you give me one of those so I don't get ticks. I said I don't think they make them for us. He says well they should....See More »
Kids are savages….😒So last night I went to a Korean bbq place and it was super delicious 🤤 I definitely overate but whatever And when I came home my roommates nephew was there playing with his cars And as I lay on the couch my stomach shows a bit and he says “Oh...See More »
Kids are so blunt and straightforwardMy niece said I smelled like a “dirty dog” then proceeded to tell me to take a good shower. 🥲
Big responsibility for a kidMy 4-year-old nephew is going to be the ring bearer in my oldest nephew’s (military police officer) wedding. The mother of the bride got him a gift. It’s a little briefcase with the words “Head of Security” on it. Cute. It has a pair of sunglasses,...See More »
My neighbour's kids knocked on my door earlier with some dog treats and a picture they drew for my dog
what are some of the funniest things your children have said or done?thanks to @IamCuriousBabe, i got the idea of this thread. For those who have children, whats some of the weird funny stuff they have done or said? I will list a few things. He once told me when he was younger about his time in his mothers womb and...See More »
me- “dinner is served”My 6 yr old- *eating a bite* oh my god, mom it’s bussing bussing 😂😂😂😂😂😂🥲🥲🥲 thanks babe
Kids can be so literalMy daughter and her husband took their kids to Disney World. At one point, my son-in-law told the kids, "We're going to see the Big Cheese!". They met Mickey Mouse and posed for a picture. Then my grandson started crying. He was literally expecting...See More »
My junior high nephewsThey crack me up. They’re trying to Doordash some McDonald’s. 13: “Can you sell a kidney? Then maybe we can afford your fries.” 11: “I’m not selling my kidney! It’s not worth it! 🙄” 13: “Then we can’t get your food. 🤷🏻 ” 11: 😡 Me: Why don’t you...See More »
Kids are funnyI work with small kids. A student asked me : do you have any kids? I replied "no, I don't". She then replied: do you have grandkids? Me: well I'd have to have a kid before I could have a GRANDkid🙃 Her: yea, my mommy said not every lady is pregnant....See More »
A new face“Tita, why you have eyelashes?” my 4-year-old nephew asked me with a disturbed expression on his face. “You mean eyeliner?” I asked, “I’m wearing makeup today. You don’t like it?” “No…” “You like how I looked before better?” “Yeah. I don’t like...See More »
Are you a kid in an adult world?I feel like I am. Most of my classmates are 4-5 years older than me. It's nice of them to sometimes let me hang out with them. I just can't go drinking with them. I wonder when I'll start feeling like an adult. Maybe when I graduate this year and...See More »
Goodbye or…? 🤓My kid met this other child in the pool on vacation and they became friends, for all of a day until kiddo realised her new friend was a little shit. For the last few days she has found the other girl very irritating but has tolerated her. When we...See More »