I Don't Do Starbucks

Well, it seems that I am banned from yet another Starbucks...Standing in line I was just bopping along to a song and the woman I was dancing behind bends over so I could grind it, then I realized she just lost an earring... and that no one else in Starbucks can hear my iPod.

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GJOFJ3 · 61-69, M

Even as straight faced and sincere as you tell this every one knows you knocked that earring off on purpose just for your easy thrill.
NO COFFEE FOR YOU!!

LadyChatterley · 46-50

At Starbucks you should be grinding coffee, not women 🤪😂

GJOFJ3 · 61-69, M

@LadyChatterley now that's funny.

Mamapolo2016 · F

It's possible a caffeine-free diet might be beneficial.

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