Why are electric scooters still illegal in the uk? [I Am Adorable]

@undetermined I did some searching and it looks like Kinder Surprise is banned, but they introduced Kinder Joy as an alternative for the US market, where the toy and chocolate are separated.

@undetermined you don't get the same as we do. You cant be trusted. Buy a gun instead 🤣

@NerdyPotato the toy is still incased in the chocolate

@danser they’d be better legalising them with restrictions than making them illegal - it’s just double standards.

@NerdyPotato i am also talking about the ones in @danser’s picture. And sure if you’re going ridiculously fast or on rough ground or something then it’s dangerous. Then that shouldn’t be allowed. But it should be fine to use them on city cycle routes going at a normal speed. Its completely fine in other countries there’s no proper reason why the uk should be different

@adorbz yes, I'm only guessing that.. Seems a bit strict tbh

@SW-User you can’t walk on motorways either so by uk government logic we should ban legs 🤪

@adorbz *testifies to Parliament that adorbz used her legs to steal my chocolates*

*meanwhile, drone strike is called in and about to execute*

@Nanori can I use my magic to make you disappear, denzel?

@SW-User use it on your tongue

@Nanori my tongue is one of my best features actually 😏😏



















I use it for tasting food

@Gangstress old snob laws 🙃

exactly, outdated @adorbz