I Have Random Thoughts Of Randomness

I hate staying in hotels for a variety of reasons, not the least of which is that every hotel I've been in in the past few years have had big, heavy, clunky hotel furniture in front of all the power outlets. There's usually, like, one available power outlet on the desk. You have to shove and lug the furniture out of the way and then have to unplug stuff just to get an open outlet.