I Have Random Thoughts Of Randomness
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AnonymousJSS · 22-25, F
You should be a doctor
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
@AnonymousJSS "Hello. I'm Doctor Doctorian. What seems to be the problem?"
"Did you say your name was Doctor Ian?"
"No. I'm Doctor Doctorian. What's the problem?"
"That's weird. My tiny lizard brain can't deal with a repeating set of syllables like that. Is there something else I can call you?"
*Sighs heavily.* "You can call me Richard, if you have to."
"I don't know. That's kind of long. How about Dick? Can I call you Doctor Dick?"
"I think I know what your problem is now, but in just a moment, you're going to need a proctologist to deal with it."
"Did you say your name was Doctor Ian?"
"No. I'm Doctor Doctorian. What's the problem?"
"That's weird. My tiny lizard brain can't deal with a repeating set of syllables like that. Is there something else I can call you?"
*Sighs heavily.* "You can call me Richard, if you have to."
"I don't know. That's kind of long. How about Dick? Can I call you Doctor Dick?"
"I think I know what your problem is now, but in just a moment, you're going to need a proctologist to deal with it."