I Hate Prank Phone Calls

Me: "Carver's, what the hell do you want?"
Caller: [In a French accent] "Bonjour, calling for Madame Snatch Itches."
Me: "Uh... who now?"
Caller: [Again in a French accent] "Madame Snatch Itches! And please, 'tis very important you pronounce it with ze French accents or she will not respond."
Me: "Whatever." [to patrons in French accent] "Uh, Madame Snatch Itches? Hey, Madame Snatch Itches!"
Patrons: *laughing*
Me: [to caller] "Scumbag! You just don't know when to quit, do you?! I'm gonna kill your kids and ship their heads to you via Federal Express!"
Caller: [In his real American accent] "I don't even have kids, lady."
Me: "I can wait..."

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Subsumedpat · 36-40, M

I get junk calls all the time trying to get me to buy something, makes my phone almost useless.

Mistakesmakeus · M

Does this really happen to you? 😂

Carver · 31-35, F

@Mistakesmakeus Look in this group for how often I post about it and make your own deduction.

Mistakesmakeus · M

@Carver idk it just seems odd how you seem to fall for this stuff a lot

Carver · 31-35, F

@Mistakesmakeus Maybe I get a lot of callers asking for people there and with how busy and stressful it gets, you just stop paying attention to see if someone's asking for a gag name over time.

sarabee1995 · 26-30, F

Well they sat patience is a virtue! ;)

Vivaci

😂😝 He's awesome!

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