I Am In Love With a Fictional Character
Well, it’s my beloved Queen’s birthday today (December 21st), and I decided this is the perfect time to post an immature rant due to the temperamental envious attitude that I have.
See, I’m a fairly benevolent person, but if I wished to perform lobotomy on someone, a fagget called “Hans Westergaard” would be the first on my list, and if I so feel, I might as well put him on a Judas’ Cradle. The things which I would like to do to him could serve as lyrics for at least three Necrophagist albums (which would be pretty cool considering they haven’t released even one since forever.) The Duke of Weselton and his guards too could use some torture. I would also like to slap the priest who told Elsa to remove her gloves as well. Seriously, fagget; She’s your queen, you don’t f-kin tell her what to do, ok? ……FAGGET!!
Now, another thing. Anyone who’s watched both Frozen and Rise of the Guardians and has a decent IQ should be able to figure out just how retarded pairing Jack with ANYONE is, but ughh!! I don’t hate Jack per se. He’s just a normal, likable character, but still, f—you jack f--.
Anyway, something that I have noticed is that quite a number of people in this group don’t seem to actually be “in love”. I’m certainly no expert on this issue, first and foremost; however I really think that a lot of the people here just have a crush or are obsessed with looks and nothing else. I’m no one to judge of course, and like I said, I’m no expert on this issue. It just seems to me that around 60% of the people here care only about superficial things.
Although I have found few females attractive, after two minutes or so I just say to myself “meh” and move on, and I never truly felt the emotional impetus that love is capable of until I discovered Queen Elsa, because you see, there’s a whole plethora of things that I admire about her.
It’s not just her gorgeous blue eyes, or her sublime hair, or her tight fitting ice costume. I mean, that counts of course, but I really wouldn’t mind if she were less slender or if she cut down the amount of makeup that she wears (honestly, she still looks pretty without makeup. Unfortunately, there are no proper photos of her without makeup out there. Some of them are utterly atrocious; just how dumb do you have to be to think that eyelashes and irises count as makeup?)
She’s so soft-spoken and gentle, and the way she speaks is just so soothing and sweet, although she is capable of showing a commanding demeanor as well. Her voice sounds so mature and caring it makes my heart flutter (I know it’s not actually her voice; it’s Idiana Menzel voicing her but then why do you ladies drool over Edward Cullen’s looks when it’s actually Robert Pattinson? Same logic applies here.). Besides, who would actually be so sweet that they are willing to sacrifice their whole childhood just to protect the ones they care about, and truly understand that they have to do so for the greater good? She also likes geometry, apparently, and I do admit that while her powers are awesome, one would have to be pretty smart to make an ice palace like the one Elsa created in just a few seconds…while singing and dancing as well.
Basically, besides from being REALLY gorgeous, she’s also smart, and kind-hearted. What more could I possibly ask for? God, when I even think about her, I just have to pinch myself really hard to keep myself from smiling. Another reason why I really like Elsa is probably because I too am rather introverted and anti-social. I barely go outside of my house besides for going to school. It’s not because I have something to hide of course, but I know what it feels like to be alone FAR more often than not. I guess those are the reasons as to why I think about her every night, wishing I could hold her hand and tell her how much I adore her.
Now I’ll start ranting again :D Look, I've made my decision to not going to even bother to try and ‘get over it’. Why? Because why not? I don’t bloody care if she isn’t real, k? She’s the only woman whom I truly give a sheet about outside of my family, k? Why? BECAUSE I FOKING LOVE HER, K MATE ?!! So, this goes out to everone else as well; don’t bother to try and change. If you want to stick to what you’re doing, then do just that… unless things really get screwed up.
See, I’m a fairly benevolent person, but if I wished to perform lobotomy on someone, a fagget called “Hans Westergaard” would be the first on my list, and if I so feel, I might as well put him on a Judas’ Cradle. The things which I would like to do to him could serve as lyrics for at least three Necrophagist albums (which would be pretty cool considering they haven’t released even one since forever.) The Duke of Weselton and his guards too could use some torture. I would also like to slap the priest who told Elsa to remove her gloves as well. Seriously, fagget; She’s your queen, you don’t f-kin tell her what to do, ok? ……FAGGET!!
Now, another thing. Anyone who’s watched both Frozen and Rise of the Guardians and has a decent IQ should be able to figure out just how retarded pairing Jack with ANYONE is, but ughh!! I don’t hate Jack per se. He’s just a normal, likable character, but still, f—you jack f--.
Anyway, something that I have noticed is that quite a number of people in this group don’t seem to actually be “in love”. I’m certainly no expert on this issue, first and foremost; however I really think that a lot of the people here just have a crush or are obsessed with looks and nothing else. I’m no one to judge of course, and like I said, I’m no expert on this issue. It just seems to me that around 60% of the people here care only about superficial things.
Although I have found few females attractive, after two minutes or so I just say to myself “meh” and move on, and I never truly felt the emotional impetus that love is capable of until I discovered Queen Elsa, because you see, there’s a whole plethora of things that I admire about her.
It’s not just her gorgeous blue eyes, or her sublime hair, or her tight fitting ice costume. I mean, that counts of course, but I really wouldn’t mind if she were less slender or if she cut down the amount of makeup that she wears (honestly, she still looks pretty without makeup. Unfortunately, there are no proper photos of her without makeup out there. Some of them are utterly atrocious; just how dumb do you have to be to think that eyelashes and irises count as makeup?)
She’s so soft-spoken and gentle, and the way she speaks is just so soothing and sweet, although she is capable of showing a commanding demeanor as well. Her voice sounds so mature and caring it makes my heart flutter (I know it’s not actually her voice; it’s Idiana Menzel voicing her but then why do you ladies drool over Edward Cullen’s looks when it’s actually Robert Pattinson? Same logic applies here.). Besides, who would actually be so sweet that they are willing to sacrifice their whole childhood just to protect the ones they care about, and truly understand that they have to do so for the greater good? She also likes geometry, apparently, and I do admit that while her powers are awesome, one would have to be pretty smart to make an ice palace like the one Elsa created in just a few seconds…while singing and dancing as well.
Basically, besides from being REALLY gorgeous, she’s also smart, and kind-hearted. What more could I possibly ask for? God, when I even think about her, I just have to pinch myself really hard to keep myself from smiling. Another reason why I really like Elsa is probably because I too am rather introverted and anti-social. I barely go outside of my house besides for going to school. It’s not because I have something to hide of course, but I know what it feels like to be alone FAR more often than not. I guess those are the reasons as to why I think about her every night, wishing I could hold her hand and tell her how much I adore her.
Now I’ll start ranting again :D Look, I've made my decision to not going to even bother to try and ‘get over it’. Why? Because why not? I don’t bloody care if she isn’t real, k? She’s the only woman whom I truly give a sheet about outside of my family, k? Why? BECAUSE I FOKING LOVE HER, K MATE ?!! So, this goes out to everone else as well; don’t bother to try and change. If you want to stick to what you’re doing, then do just that… unless things really get screwed up.
22-25, M
