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Got any jokes?

Everyone seems to be in such a bad mood today. Let's lighten things up.
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Ramkarth24 · 31-35, M
Funny :-D
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All jokes are funny when BradPitt tells them.
Fangirlsarah1996 · 26-30, F
Two scientists walk into a bar

One asks "Can I have a H20?"

The other asks "Can I have a H20 too?"

He dies.
SW-User
ha
Danez · M
One day a Dick and Sarah decided to update their passwords on their computer. Dick attempted to update his first using his name but got an error that made his wife burst with laughter when she read the error, "Password: [i]Dick is too short[/i]"
tynamite · 31-35, M
Did you here about the quantum physicist's wedding night?
They got into a super position.

Are bombs acids or alkalies?
Acids. They neutralize enemy bases.

Why is the x-axis always nervous?
Because all the variables are always plotting against it.
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
How do you get an 80 year old lady to swear ?
Get another 80 year old lady to yell "[b]BINGO ![/b]"
How do you make a tissue dance??????
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you put a little boogie in it! 😝
Fangirlsarah1996 · 26-30, F
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhowsJg-RwU]
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Fangirlsarah1996 · 26-30, F
Martin Sheen spent all that money so he could say "That looks cool" xD
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Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar.........Followed by Batman
(kinda clever if you think about it !)
Ramkarth24 · 31-35, M
I have a joke. How our solar system holding its pants up ?

 
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