Whats another way of saying that you need a wee?

trump needs me in the other room.

I need to 'have a slash', 'point Percy at the porcelain', 'shake hands with the unemployed' 'have a gypsy's kiss'.
Then, after you have had too much to drink, there is the Pirate's P***. (You have to close one eye so that you can focus and hit the target properly.)
Something that we gentlemen frequently have to deal with is the Venus Pee Trap: that moment when you are in full stream and the toilet seat starts to fall down to its resting position.

Shake the dew off your lily.

HAY Shnoodles long time no see ..hug

i must evacuate my urethra.

Need the little boys room, need a slash , syphon the python, point Percy at the porcelain , need a leak, need to shake hands with the unemployed to name a few.

See a man about a horse.

i must tinkle

i must urinate.

sometimes i go "shit, i gotta piss" (then the other thing #2 i say PISS i gotta shit)

sorry about the concisely to the point rudeness of this posting.

*Stops along a stretch of deserted, interstate highway and washes down the pavement*😝🚗

I need to urinate. I need to number 1. I'm gonna leak. I needa sprinkle. I can't hold it.

going for a slash

pennynoodle need the little boys room

excuse me , you don't want to swim now don't you?

I need to pee or i need to go to the ladies room

Draining the twinkie

Need to bleed my dragon

Tinkle,Wee,pee,piss,no.1

I gotta piss

Gotta tinkle.

One of my uncles used to say, "Need to go see a man about a dog," whenever he'd excuse himself. To this day, I never got the significance of the phrase, although I knew what he meant.

let's cross beams