What should you never go to bed with?

@Dlrannie: @Dlrannie: Venezuelan bacon baguettes are the best. [image deleted]

@Pedromartinez: You don't want to sleep with Mr Noodles as well do you?

@ @pennynoodles: is he in Venezuela?

Not unless you have some sort of protection down there.

who wears protection now a days.

No, it doesn't feel nice when awakening.

Absolutely not!

@pennynoodles: Good job I don't smoke!

Great answer! You will never sleep.

No, you will grow a gum tree in your belly.

No chance of sleeping if you do.

☝ that!!

@pennynoodles: Happens more than you can imagine, and in Columbia it is common for young men to visit donkeys in rural areas on a regular basis.

@cherokeepatti: yuck..... as cute as they are, they stink.

@pennynoodles: well the pervs who do them stink even worse.

*hides head in shame

🤦

It slipped out, I heard it. Made me laugh too.

LMAO

And wait just for the right moment to go in for the kill.

@pennynoodles: or 'deposit' a hairball.

@shuhak: nice

Aw...no you shouldn't.

@pennynoodles: No one should but yet most do.

@pennynoodles: Big time. :p

@Degbeme: so does Mr N. I use earplugs.

@pennynoodles: I`ve heard a pillow over the face works too. 😅

Gaviscon to the rescue

*scratch scratch

wake up with stinky finger!

I should think not!

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Great advice

Difficult to stop that happening.

No, not good for you.

Why's that then? Don't want to get your fingers burnt?

@pennynoodles: I wanna go to sleep, not finger around.

Of course. They will take your share of the bed.

And then some

Happen much?

@pennynoodles: No, I make a point of discharging or resolving it before I go to bed

You have had experience of this?

@pennynoodles: It's all hearsay and rumours.

Check mine every night.

Ha ha ha, I will take your word for that and be on my guard 🙂

It does mellow over night though.

I'd rather that than a woman.