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Why did Mr. Chen put a ChopStick up his penis?

Poll - Total Votes: 16
He thought it would be fun?
He didn't want to pay for Viagra?
His porn name is Wang Steel?
He was trying to invent the Chop Dick?
With more than 1 billion people in China, sometimes you have to expect weird shit is going to happen
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Folks, you can't make this stuff up:

Man gets chopstick lodged in penis[image deleted]
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2016/11/11/man-gets-chopstick-lodged-in-penis.html

Why did Mr. Chen do this?
marsbar · F
Ohhhh shizzzz!!! How painful is THAT! 😖
marsbar · F
@HoraceGreenley: Lol. You wouldn't be able to.
MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
@marsbar: 😯
marsbar · F
Martin, your face is cracking me up. 😆
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
I see no one voted for my "Wang Steel" answer. I thought that was pretty good actually.
MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
Didnt get the reference, viagra was a good one though, a bit dry but you know
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
@MartinTheFirst: Well "Wang" is a Chinese name and this took place in China. "Wang" is also American slang for penis.

the chopstick was made of stainless steel. You needed to read the article to find that out.
things to do when bored #76
MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
Lmao
Redzygirl · 46-50, F
Wow! Must have been really bored. Lol
Bubbles · 36-40, F
Must be a fetish of some sort. I bet ER doctors could tell great stories.
SW-User
@MartinTheFirst: it's a fetish martin...
MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
@onestarrynight: I know 😂
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
That's a pretty wild fetish Bubbles!
It's called "sounding," but the preferred implement is a stainless steel rod. I assume one wasn't available, so this guy used what he had.
Look it up if you don't believe me.
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
@ShoesOfWandering: Dude, i believe you. I just can't believe it would be enjoyable.
To each his own.
Redzygirl · 46-50, F
All I can think of is OUCH
Cinderella · 46-50, F
It's amazing the stories I hear about men and women putting things in there urethra
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
Doesn't it just blow you mind?
Cinderella · 46-50, F
Yeah the thought gives me the heebie jeebies
vaneese · 36-40, F
i have heard of prisoners putting pens inside there penis
Marceline · F
doesnt that hurt ?
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
I would think it would be excruciating!
Marceline · F
thought so
SW-User
no, it's not painful at all
he was trying to get the won ton he put in there
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
Either that or he always wanted to scratch his bladder.
Hamyamyak · 31-35, F
I wonder if he got a sliver.
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
It was a stainless steel chop stick. I wonder if he warmed it up first?
Groofydorkgerdo · 56-60, M
How the heck did you find this?
MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
People are strange... they'll do weird things for pleasure.

 
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