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Why did Mr. Chen put a ChopStick up his penis?

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He thought it would be fun?
He didn't want to pay for Viagra?
His porn name is Wang Steel?
He was trying to invent the Chop Dick?
With more than 1 billion people in China, sometimes you have to expect weird shit is going to happen
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Folks, you can't make this stuff up:

Man gets chopstick lodged in penis[image deleted]
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2016/11/11/man-gets-chopstick-lodged-in-penis.html

Why did Mr. Chen do this?
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marsbarF
Ohhhh shizzzz!!! How painful is THAT! 馃槚
MartinTheFirst22-25, M
Not at all 馃憖
marsbarF
Can you prove it to me Martin? 馃
MartinTheFirst22-25, M
@marsbar: 馃槻 y-yes... i think the principe should be the same for women... 馃
marsbarF
@MartinTheFirst: You mean ME prove to YOU?
HoraceGreenley56-60, M
Maybe he didn't have a hot poker handy.
MartinTheFirst22-25, M
@marsbar: no i mean i can tell you what to do and thereby prove it on you 馃槄... jk btw 馃槀
marsbarF
Gross Gilligan! 馃樀
marsbarF
I see Martin. Well I can imagine the process. 馃槤
MartinTheFirst22-25, M
@marsbar: 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
marsbarF
@MartinTheFirst: You can try to fit other things in there that are more flexible but not a chopstick. 馃槢
MartinTheFirst22-25, M
@marsbar: 馃憖...
marsbarF
Shhhh Martin. It's a secret. 馃檴
MartinTheFirst22-25, M
@marsbar: 馃檴馃檲馃檴馃檲 馃槀 haha hard objects works but yeah preferably flexible i guess... damn how did that dude lodge one of those in there?
marsbarF
@MartinTheFirst: I guess it depends how big the h- .... ummm never mind. 馃榿
MartinTheFirst22-25, M
@marsbar: lmao! That must be the difference i guess 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
marsbarF
@MartinTheFirst: Yup....because all men are not created equal. 馃
MartinTheFirst22-25, M
@marsbar: 馃槼
HoraceGreenley56-60, M
@marsbar: Don't i know it! 馃槈
MartinTheFirst22-25, M
@HoraceGreenley: you know people who brag usually dont have the stuff to back it up with馃槒
HoraceGreenley56-60, M
@MartinTheFirst: To what are you referring?
marsbarF
Blushing again huh Martin? Haha. Cute
marsbarF
Gilligan, you keep throwing that in my face. 馃
HoraceGreenley56-60, M
@marsbar: Easy girl, i'm not throwing anything around here.
marsbarF
@HoraceGreenley: Lol. You wouldn't be able to.
MartinTheFirst22-25, M
@marsbar: 馃槸