Sir/mam, you have the right to remain silent.

no you shut up 🙄

We’re different here in UK, we don’t use the words “against you” in our Police caution 😊

Ocifer; I have the right but not the ability

*Thumps you on the nose*

You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you.

That's quite the promise. I'm sure I could say something that will take a lot of creativity to use against me.

You know officer, I've spent the last 3 days flying. And boy are my arms tired.

No?

You also have the right to remain not silent

I plead insanity

I shall plead the fifth.

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I want a Lawyer