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How dad are you?

Straylight · 31-35, F
I was a cashier briefly and heard “Guess it’s free” a dozen times a day.
@Straylight I probably shouldn’t have come in so many times.
MethDozer · M
@Straylight yeppers, it never gets old.
My Dad is really matter of fact and kinda spooky. He didn’t do any of these. Maybe things are different in Iceland. 😬
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@DarkHeaven Having a spooky dad seems pretty lit
@CountScrofula He’s 6’5” and over 240lbs pure muscle from a lifetime of cattle ranching. He has a full Viking beard and everything. He also has a walk in gun safe. Lucky, I’m gay because dating would have been difficult. lol
@CountScrofula I had one date through all of highschool and he took him on a guided tour through his walk in gun safe. I was gutted. lol
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
I do all of this shit except for the "that means it's free" line because a good dad doesn't torture retail workers
MethDozer · M
@CountScrofula All but the stud finder. Shoot me if I ever do that.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@MethDozer To my shame I did that once.
Nanori · F
I'm such a dad omg 🤣
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Nanori Papa??
Nanori · F
@CountScrofula yes daughter?
FaeLuna · 31-35, F
I got 10 of those. Am I ready for fatherhood now?
SW-User
According to the this I'm a pretty Dad Mum.
I think my dad has said all of those but usually the F word is thrown in casually as well. i.E. "That's not going f**king anywhere" or "Guess they'll let anyone the f**k" in here."
SW-User
I'm fairly certain my dad has said all of these 😅

I've only been a dad myself for a year but I promise not to be this predictable 😩
Also "Some weather we've been having" every time they see their neighbour also brushing the snow off their car.
I got 3 of them.

They missed: '' I'm alright for an old man'' when greeted by salespeople or wait staff.
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
"Look, horses." PBPBPBPBptttt! I do the far superior version.

maturedragon · 26-30, M
I don't feel like a dad......
JoePourMan · 61-69, M
Just about all of these
DavidScott · 51-55, M
the "resting my eyes thing" seems more like a Mom thing to me.
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
Rather than comment think i'll just take the walk of shame 🤦‍♂️
Classified · M
Moah less than half. 😬
MethDozer · M
I must have an awful lot of kids asking where's daddy.

 
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