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Want to hear something crazy?

I'm watching a really episode old episode of COPS on YouTube right? A police officer asks this old guy who was arguing with his wife, how long him and his wife have been fighting for. Do you know what the old guy says? [b]30 years[/b]. I mean, damn 馃槸...
CestManan46-50, F
Holy cow, the cops took 30 years to get to his house? I mean we thought it was bad when they take an hour to show up but 30 years?

You were not even in school yet.

BTW, there was some episode of cops where a garter snake was in some woman's house. She was screaming bloody murder. Funny thing though, the police were in one room and you see her dancing in the background, it looked like someone was on crack and had an epileptic seizure. It was hilarious.
kentex35100+, M
Want to hear another. The broom pilot, my S.O. is a little heavy. Well I roll towards her when she gets in bed. She is
Big. Well once when we were downtown she had walked ahead and was standing at the corner waiting on traffic and a cop walked up to her and told her to break it up.



Kidding I stole that joke from Rodney Dangerfield
kentex35100+, M
It started right after the I do and I do not
CestManan46-50, F
@kentex35 Three rings of marriage -
Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffer-ring
CestManan46-50, F
Hey Dan, so towards the end, just listen to the last thing that woman says.

Now let us talk about this - Did she contradict herself in a single breath? I mean with the last two sentences.

Go head and listen, you might laugh.

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JkwZUk3Kng]

 
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