If Similar Worlds was a theme park, what kinds of rides would there be?

The ‘confession of death’ - Where you reveal all your ‘sins’ before plummeting to your social doom and inevitable community wide exclusion.

The ‘WTF was I thinking ? 🤦‍♂️‘ - Where you join a ‘Kink group’ only to discover all the subsequent friend requests come from members you discover know you personally I.R.L.

The ‘Why does my boyfriend/girlfriend.....’ roundabout of irrelevance. - Where you go round and round asking questions that you’re not supposed to know the answers to yet, because that’s what life actually IS !
Discovering the answers as you go FROM your significant other not a bunch of random strangers who don’t know you or your partner !

Tunnel of love
Haunted house
Fortune teller
Carousel with creepy operator

Merry Go Round ( Carasell ) It's very mild !

A roller coaster called "Highway to Hell" ;)

Definitely some hall of mirrors shit going on.

Tilt-o-Whine

All kinds. It would be mostly for nudists though, I think, with clothed folk frowned upon and sidelined 😆

The log ride where the log is....
and the water is...

SW theme park would be shut down pretty fast 😂

Superficially interesting but not hugely 'deep' ones

The Mustache Ride

-from Super Troopers

Fun house with mirrors
Bumper cars

Anything that makes you 🤢