You need to see the look of defeat on my face😂😅

So here's how my midnight bike riding adventure went. First I went round a circular track like 10 times and got more comfortable each time, so I decided I was ready to go on the road. Big mistake😂😂

As soon as I got on the road I realized I couldn't stay within the bicycle lane, my hands kept turning sideways for some reason lmao. Thankfully there were no cars on the road so I just colored outside the lines😂😂

Then. All of a sudden my bike seat angle went up and hit my crotch. Oh God. The pain. While I squeaked out in pain I fell off my bike, and for 30 minutes I was stuck in the middle of the street trying to adjust the seat back. After a YouTube video I finally was able to do it, but the seat wouldn't stay (and where tf was I supposed to find a screwdriver in the middle of nowhere??). So I hopped on my bike with my seat slanted upwards and endured the pain I got closer to my apartment.


Then I forgot how to brake and hit a tree and fell off again. Thankfully I'm not really hurt in spite of all the falling😂😂

Parked my bike and walked back to my apartment out of breath. Currently sitting on the kitchen floor😭

My plan was to bike the distance I usually jog to the gym (about 2 miles) and I made it halfway there so I guess I tried lol