What can you say about nature's biggest fatty? Round and packed with attitude, and very sassy Nature's big big boned teletubby Makes the marsh run full with a big, full tummy Dis big guy will eat all your farm crops Nothing tops off his belly, so you'd hop I've got nothing to say, so forgive me today And watch this video, to give you a laugh, okay?
You want me to waste time on hippopotamus? You're out of whack man, check your hypothalamus How long it takes to bake rhymes waste stime for all of us Don't bust the trust we had, I'm about to cuss Let's say I rhyme with hippo, then what is the 'thus?' I ran away, not because I'm a wuss But hippo's a word that's a pain in the anus Like counting out hours using an abacus -_-