If the Earth is flat, which is the east and which the west?

West is your ugly ass

And east is your creative mouth

My left tit points an east and the right one points at west

Hmm
I think the same dilemma still exists with the globe model
Whether you place the axis of directions on the
Atlantic/Indian ocean
(In that case, Japan would be East)

Vs the Pacific
(In that case, Japan would be West)

The earth is not flat, that's just an optical illusion caused by a paper map. Get one of these to see how it really is.

West is where the sun sets. Note that that's constant.

Your left cheek is the west and your right cheek is the east. Easy.

The sun rises to the east

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Directions are a ploy by the Illuminati and compass factories to make us buy their spying devices!

Oh my, you're gonna blow minds here😂

You got the map upside down.

It's the top one!
The clue is in the meridians, on the bottom one they're curved to perpetuate the lie that the earth is a ball!
Mr mercator drew his maps properly with straight lines as the goddess intended.

*grabs popcorn*