What are you going to bring on our picnic in the park?

@pennynoodles white red or rose ,let me know what u like

I think a little rose please@bartender

@pennynoodles noted. Rose wine it is

Can you get me a battered sausage please. @TheSirfurryanimalWales

@pennynoodles certainly....😋

Thank you furry one. @TheSirfurryanimalWales

Keeping our 2m distances of course. @EarthlingWise

Are you going to the picnic dressed like that?@JoyfulSilence

@pennynoodles He got in a scuffle with an older woman (she was drunk and horny and attacked him when he blew her off) and she tore his shirt.

Wow, it looks like no-one else needs to bother. Very generous of you oh Nimbly one.@Nimbus

Nice idea@SW-User

I do like cold baked beans......don't forget the spoon. @DaveStevenson

@pennynoodles I won't!

I like all those, will you share?@Penny

@pennynoodles of course! :)

I do.......I've heard the ants are biters.@SW-User

@pennynoodles If there is any biting, I will doing it.

Oh okay.. I will watch my back.......and everything else. @SW-User

Oo, it will be cold too....yum@sciguy18

@pennynoodles Now if we only had blancmange for afters...

Warmed?@assemblingaknob

@pennynoodles Yes with chocolate chips!

Nice!@assemblingaknob

Thank you, another sensible person. @Spumoni

Refreshing@SW-User

Good, that's two of you bringing wine now. @polyandrym66

@pennynoodles a bottle for "BEFORE" and another for "AFTER"...

That's a great idea. I was on a picnic with my husband, children and his nan who was elderly and in a wheelchair. My son threw the boomerang but unfortunately, it didn't come back as it hit her in the head. @butterflymind1

I was expecting someone to write condoms. Didn't know it was going to such a big advertisement though. @SW-User

@pennynoodles I'm an official rep for them.

@pennynoodles This is why you don't wear pants at a picnic.

Lovely. @BlueRain

I think that will go down well, thank you. @Azlotto

With my skin, that is not a bad idea. Thank you for being sensible.@Mrsbetweenfatandfit

@pennynoodles we probably have similar skin as I can’t afford not to think of the ☀️ lol 😄