Ok let's hear it, what are your worst pick up lines?

“Hey you dropped something”
“Oh?”
“Idk but I hope it’s your expectations hi I’m Jocelyn.”
Gets em every time idc

You’re so sexy you remind me of my mom.

The sad think is that I have no luck up lines. That how infrequent I have a chance to use one.

Are you from Tennessee because you’re the only 10 I see

If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple 🍍

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

My pick up lines are too effed up for ya hun 💋

Ummm....hey?

That's my best and worst pickup line. 🤷‍♀️

Is this felt?
(touches your arm)
it is now.....

Let’s screw. I’m kind of direct 🤷‍♂️

I've lost my number .can I have yours

Kiss me I'm Irish.

[c=#800055]Can i buy you a drink ?[/c]

Get yer kit off.

Have you seen my script, I forgot my pick up line. ...That one used to get a good laugh in theatre.

I don't know how to dance, but if you teach me I'm willing to learn.

A popular one in West Virginia:

[b][i]Nice tooth![/i][/b]

English only?

I'm into fitness. Fitting this dick into your mouth.

Come suck on my balls