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What three things in a store, when bought together, would raise the shop assistant's eyebrows?

SW-User
Eyebrow pencil, tweezers, highlighter
SW-User
@SW-User e would draw alot of things with the pencil. 🤓
SW-User
@SW-User puppy noses :)
SW-User
@SW-User Yes. 🤗😊
4meAndyou · F
Hmm. A length of rope, a ski mask, and a shovel. Based, in part, on Jussie Smollett and his friends...😂
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Ski mask might come in handy if this virus thingy spreads. @4meAndyou
4meAndyou · F
@pennynoodles HazMat suit more like...😳. Let us all pray.
SW-User
Huge box of condoms👀, pregnancy tests 🤔and several jars of flavored lube.😯. lol 🤭
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Perhaps too late for the condoms. @SW-User
SW-User
Well got to be prepared, just incase. 😏lol@pennynoodles
Nimbus · M
Any 3 from Poundland.

C'mon, who buys more that one thing from there?
Rhodesianman · 56-60, M
@Nimbus I love poundland my favourite shop
Nimbus · M
@Rhodesianman Really?

It was good a few years ago but the products that are £1 are quite shoddy these days.
Rhodesianman · 56-60, M
@Nimbus Still sell some good stuff I am always in there
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
a living wage

a meaningful existence

unmeltable ice cream
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
It has to melt when it goes in your mouth though. @JoyfulSilence
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
@pennynoodles Yes, then my existence will finally, and forever, have meaning.
SW-User
Vaseline, tissues and ghost peppers.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I won't even ask........@SW-User
SW-User
@pennynoodles I feel like weve knkwn each other long enough, you shouldn't have to 🤔 . Lol
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
okay.....*slowly removes ghost pepper from a dark place.....@SW-User
SW-User
A cheap candy with $100 bill. She would have to give alot of change. 😂
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Ha ha, yes she would@SW-User
Smokey · 46-50, M
Duct tape, lime, and a shovel
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
And how could you explain this, if they questioned you?@Smokey
Smokey · 46-50, M
@pennynoodles I have shit to tend with
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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
That would make my eyebrows raise. @Kingfish28
DoubleRings · 51-55, F
a dildo, peanut butter and a puppy
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
LOLOL, her eyebrows would reach the ceiling. @DoubleRings
DoubleRings · 51-55, F
@pennynoodles it would also have to be a very wide variety kind of store!! lol
Lube, latex gloves and a cantaloupe.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
OO a cantaloupe.....eyebrows are up on the forehead now. @GreenGoddess
Poeticdiva · 31-35, F
Duct tape, shovel, hand saw.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Hmmm suspicious@Poeticdiva
Ramon67 · 61-69, M
Rope , duct tape and trash bags
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Duct tape seems to be playing a big part .........@Ramon67
ViciDraco · 36-40, M
Condoms, duct tape, and a single kitchen knife
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
ViciDraco · 36-40, M
A second set..


Bread, peanut butter, pickle relish
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
The pickle relish did it for me@ViciDraco
Zonuss · 41-45, M
A condom, Vaseline, and some lipstick. 🙂
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
What colour lipstick?@Zonuss

 
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