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TheOneWhoEscaped · 26-30, F
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
It can help@TheOneWhoEscaped
I escaped with my life
Zaphod42 · 46-50, M
Well that’s when I learned to never drink Red Bull under a ceiling fan 😂
JoeyFoxx · 51-55, M
I picked myself up and dusted myself off.
I laughed.
I smiled, for I had survived. I assessed for the things I had learned.
I made a notch in my belt for having experienced something new.
I moved on.
I laughed.
I smiled, for I had survived. I assessed for the things I had learned.
I made a notch in my belt for having experienced something new.
I moved on.
xixgun · M
Marcy said, "Huh? What?"
Then Professor Banner got ripping pissed and turned fucking GREEN!
Then Professor Banner got ripping pissed and turned fucking GREEN!
xixgun · M
@pennynoodles He did get a bit puffy
Celt43 · 46-50, M
The little dog laughed to see such fun and the dish ran away with the spoon? 🤔
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Celt43 · 46-50, M
@pennynoodles its true my teacher told me that when I was 5 🤷♂️ lol
Nimbus · M
I left the money on the table next to the bed.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Mr Nimbly!@Nimbus
I went to the gym for the second time.
@pennynoodles in today.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Are you addicted?@stound
@pennynoodles not even a little. I just don't have time.
Mackenzie1 · F
She took her clothes off and sunbathed in the nude.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I hope she put suncream on her white bits.@Mackenzie1
Mackenzie1 · F
[@She didn’t have any white bits.......
NativeOregonian · 51-55
He woke up in the hospital after he answered her.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Probably best not to ask what she had been doing all day. @NativeOregonian
Itchypants · M
Put my clothes on and left
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Out the window or the door?@Itchypants
Itchypants · M
@pennynoodles you were there😍
marsbar · F
Next I got better & went on a date
marsbar · F
@pennynoodles 😉
TightyWhiteyStoner · 26-30, M
She's loved the video...
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
I was returned by the aliens..