Apart from 'washing your hair', what excuse can you find not to come out with me?
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FunReader55 · 51-55, M
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
LOLOLOLOL @FunReader55
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Fernie · F
@FunReader55 😂
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
It's okay, I have two left feet; we should be fine. @thepreposterouspanda
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
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@pennynoodles it works every time!🤣
Effloresce · 26-30, F
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I have a tube of that 'anti- super glue' stuff. @Effloresce
Effloresce · 26-30, F
@pennynoodles oh thank goodness because my legs are falling asleep
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
My neighbour once knocked on my door with her fingers glued together and she was lucky that I did have a tube of it. @Effloresce
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
OO 😱@ChipmunkErnie
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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
grrrr@Kingfish28
DrWatson · 70-79, M
I'm busy re-alphabetizing my VHS collection.
(Actually, I am sure I would enjoy spending time with you!)
(Actually, I am sure I would enjoy spending time with you!)
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Wow, how exciting, especially as you don't even have the VHS machine anymore! I think I would enjoy your company too. @DrWatson
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP
After washing them I like to count them and list them chronologically by length and color
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
LOLOLOL, now that IS creepy. @TheOneyouwerewarnedabout
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samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
Fixing my coffee machine.
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@pennynoodles Aha! something we have in common!
PiecingBabyFaceTogether · 26-30
I am too tired. Works perfectly for me because I have a physical disability.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Fair enough, I will let you rest. @PiecingBabyFaceTogether
ncgremlin · 56-60, M
I have a headache
ncgremlin · 56-60, M
@pennynoodles your right I wanted to go out with you anyway
ncgremlin · 56-60, M
@pennynoodles sure thing you got it
luvin2flirt · 61-69, M
I got a headache dear... that's what I hear from my wife...lol
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
That old excuse; it's still going round then.@luvin2flirt
MrsKatherineArch · 41-45, F
I’m just enjoying a quiet Saturday. 😊
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I could be silent .................................(never)@MrsKatherineArch
MrsKatherineArch · 41-45, F
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nedkelly · 61-69, M
Ya English - lol
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
With a great sense of humour.... you don't know what you're missing Mr Kelly 😁@nedkelly
nedkelly · 61-69, M
@pennynoodles I would miss a great opportunity to have a date with A CLASSY LADY
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Laundry day. Unavoidable.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
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@pennynoodles Maybe next time when I have clothes to wear. 😏
Benjr134 · M
I fell asleep.
Benjr134 · M
@pennynoodles That’s crazy.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I'll forgive him@Benjr134
Benjr134 · M
@pennynoodles That’s good of you.
Fernie · F
you always forget your wallet
Fernie · F
@pennynoodles 😂
Mona86 · C
I got herpes
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Mona86 · C
@sspec @pennynoodles i had thrush not herpes, my sister the Dr told me, and I had an antibiotic now its gone
Elisbch · M
I can't think of one 🤷♂️. LOL
Elisbch · M
@pennynoodles I'm excited! We're gonna have fun! 😁 LOL.
sciguy18 · M
I have to de-louse my marmoset.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Is marmoset a euphemism for something? 😂@sciguy18
meJess · F
It's my dog's night off
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Ha ha ha good one@meJess
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Lumberjack70 · 56-60, M
I have to rotate my crops.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Now that is one of my personal strengths.@Lumberjack70
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
You married...
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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Damn.....you had to go and mention that tiny little fact didn't you?😁@RogueLoner
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