Well, it's the go to method on SW... 😂.

Make sure to put a daisy in the dick hole to make it look pretty, that's my advice.

I think you should definitely send a photo of your penis. Try asking her out for coffee before you do, though, to re-assure her first. Remember, no means no and if you have to use a condom, make sure it's a new one and not one borrowed from a friend. I predict happy days ahead for you.

Firstly, no.

Makes you wonder how they manage to use a fork, and not stab themselves! 🙄😏

No words... Oh dear

Lolz